My Secret Lab Obsession: Counting Every Filthy Thought with Her

Tucked in a dingy mall office between greasy burgers and sweat-soaked gym rats, our stats lab buzzed with bullshit studies. I was Professor Donatien, jaded scientist, until ChloĆ© stormed in. Blonde, glasses, white coat hugging her tight curves like a second skin. That study claiming guys think sex 18 times a day, girls 10? Total […]